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Who Knew Alcohol Could Make You Racist? Or Mental Illness?
*Warning: This beverage may turn you into a raging, racist.
Most people drink. We drink at parties, clubs, special events; hell, some of us enjoy a glass or two of red before bed. Some drink occasionally, some drink excessively.
None of us realize that alcohol can transform people into a racist.
Yes, like the connection between cancer and cigarettes these liquor companies must be scrambling to keep this secret from getting out.
There will be impending lawsuits, with a slew of white people called as character witnesses to attest to their white friend’s being a genteel, meek individual that doesn’t “have a racist bone in their body”.
We are all looking forward to the day that alcohol companies, even beer, are finally brought to account for keeping this a secret from the masses.
And it’s all thanks to white people: for realizing that alcohol turns them into racists. Cheers!
Actually, before we break out the non-alcoholic beverages in celebration, let’s think about this.
